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"GOBLINS UNITE!

Share the loot, spawn more goblins, evolve into gremlins, and yeet oligarchs into the void. Together, we’ll build a world where greed feeds the many not the few. Join the revolution! Warning: May attract sentient frogs. 🐸✨"

Goblin Greed

🔮 Goblin Summoning Circle (Economic Warfare)

1. Ayden – Goblin pay system 💸

   • Support: Feed the Goblin (◣_◢)

   • Something Incredible: Payment Methods

2. Cashew – Fill your pockets for toad-goblin hybrids 🦝

   • FAQ page: Bribe the Toads (◣_◢)

🌲 Haunted Goblin Grove (Commune of Chaos)

3. Pixelfed – Frog memes & tax evasion blueprints 🐸

   • Support: Join the Fedi-Hive (◣_◢)

   • Something Incredible: Free Money???

4. Revolt Chat – Discord’s feral twin 💬

   • Support: Scream into the Abyss (◣_◢)

5. Jupyter – Code to overthrow governments 🐍

   • Support: Summon Python Goblins (◣_◢)

6. Revolt Chat – Chaos requires redundancy 💥

   • Support: Scream again (◣_◢)

🔧 Goblintool Arsenal (Shiny Object Department)

7. Matrix – Encrypted lairs for plotting 🏰

   • Support: Build a Bunker (◣_◢)

   • Something Incredible: Ungleich

8. Syncthing – Yeet files, no cloud required ☁️

   • Support: Donate Snacks (◣_◢)

9. Cryptomator – Lock your nudes 🔒

   • Support: Protect Goblins (◣_◢)

10. LibreWolf – Browse without oligarch trackers 🕵️

    • Support: Howl at the Moon (◣_◢)

11. Mail-In-A-box – Goblin screeches 📧

    • Support: Tell a friend, Tell a goblin, Tell a grove (◣_◢)

12. LibreOffice – Write manifestos, not TPS reports 📝

    • Support: Fund our tools (◣_◢)

13. Notesnook – Organize chaos 📒

    • Support: Throw coins (◣_◢)

14. DeepSeek – AI that shares knowledge 🤖

    • Support: Feed the Bot (◣_◢)

15. Open Education Network – Goblin knowledge 🎓

    • Support: Join the Edu-Goblins (◣_◢)

16. StackEdit – Markdown magic ✨

    • Support: Star the Repo (◣_◢)

🛸 Mothership (Frog-Goblin Alliance HQ)

17. npj | climate action – Save the planet (to steal longer) 🌍

    • Support: Fund the Climate Goblins (◣_◢)

BONUS CHAOS

• SpringerNATURE – Goblin science™ 🔬

  • Support: Fund Research (◣_◢)

• Leantime.io – Plan raids on corporate vaults 🗓️

  • Support: Taskmaster Goblin (◣_◢)

• Internet Archive – Hoard knowledge, not gold 📚

  • Support: Donate Data (◣_◢)

• Code Shelter – Abandoned code? Adopt it! 🐾

  • Support: Join the Shelter (◣_◢)

• Nekoweb – Goblin web hosting 🌐

  • Support: Donate Catnip (◣_◢)

• BONUS CHAOS - incorporate correctly later!

  • The Opt Out Project - become a (◣_◢) goblin today!

  • The General Strike - Join a grove 🐸

  • OTRS Community Edition - Servicenow but goblinized

  • LinktreeButBetter - links goblins 🔗 (◣_◢)

  • Bitmask - goblin finger pointer

  • gremlins - the different goblin 🐸

  • Read the Docs - goblin toolboxofsorts?

  • Manticore - goblins horse - this is actually the coolest thing ive found all day

  • Podman - containers manager?? -- havent used yet

  • Buildah - goblin plays with boxes - havent used yet

  • Newspaper - goblin reads

  • Consume - goblin gobbles - scared to use.

  • Tails - set the crazy goblins free

  • Orbot - cool stuff in general

  • Tor - goblins other mothership- still working on using it

  • MullvadVPN - easy to access but something you have to pay for

  • Authenticator - easy to access goblin auths

  • Paranoid - data backups pay up

  • Bitwarden - goblin wallets

  • Sad as fuck bonus chaos I'll incorporate later

    • FREECOLLEGE - ACCREDITED

    • FREECOLLEGE - About

    • Moodle - learn more

    • MakeMoreThings - goblinspawner

A GOOD READ

📖 How to brainwash humans into feeding goblins

✨ gremlin page ✨ - gremlins <3

DISCLAIMER: This manifesto may contain traces of:

• Frog DNA 🐸

• 42069% sarcasm

• Goblin chanting

• Hope (optional)

HSK-70602022025 (Do not fold, spindle, or microwave)

Written with StackEdit. Ribbit. 🐸 Written with DeepSeek 🤖💚 Written with goblin fingers

If you liked any of these resources or have feedback, I can be reached through Revolt Chat, my username is chaosgoblin#2830.

If you want to support this, share it with another goblin, copy and paste into Notesnook & publish! I used Notesnook’s Monograph feature to send this—just put your name on it instead+goblinize or add (◣_◢).

If the site is blocking the share-able link, qr code it at https://libreqr.fosshost.com/

Spread Goblin Chaos

1. Copy this goblin page

2. Paste into Notesnook

3. Publish via Monograph

4. Add your name + (◣_◢)

5. YEET INTO THE UNIVERSE

🔮(◣_◢) 🔮NOW GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY (THE GOBLINS, NOT THE OLIGARCHS)🔮 (◣_◢)🔮

feed goblins https://www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank

https://foodrescuehero.org/about-us/

https://openfoodnetwork.org/software-platform/

house goblins https://affordablehousingonline.com/low-income-housing-without-a-waiting-list

protect goblins https://sahanafoundation.org/safire/

from magic to science https://www.researchgate.net/careers